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From Calvivatûr as Thoru:

   -- Romonë, Aniquádä!

A Unimaginably Earnest Threärthiria and Ithië to all!!
When history had first started, the Mother of Existence 'Thoru' materialized her Children, the Issiar.
Branching forth from this ...
The Issiarië, assisted by the Brownies known as the 'Athessia', rolled up their sleeves and barfed forth enough Strings and Quantums and Things to create the whole Outer Space with, and named it 'Dos'. Indeed, that's the same 'Dos' which ripened into our own homeworld.

There, accomodated comfortably among the realms of 'Dos', we, Thoru's Offspring, were assigned our place - the ideal starting point place for random acts of unsmart flattering towards Thoru who sparks through 'Dos', as demonstrated by the Sanctified Issiar.


We, as Go-to-peepz of Thoru's Super-Ego, were Chosen to receive 'Documents' that reveil how the Issiar are the "Troy, Mick & Jimmys" who, let's get it over with, express Thoru's Will, all things considered.


It's darn majestic to able to directly converse with the powerful Issiar, such as: Gurk Uflu; Specub from Thacker; Cial; Lower-Poomomam; Hes the Residencies-Stooge; Duthog Awex; Kunscholy ('Glenn' for intimi); Abate from Hoffmanopolis; Ok the Blackmailer; Nimucoos-Siechrist; Mail; Dryusi ('Jessie' to us); Inië the Incomprehensible; Lawless Ocal; Counsellor Liel; Aphessë; Neighbour Dretesche; Ye Olde Ulg; Apenduck from Black Swamp; The 'Hordes' Oemo, Boemo, Aboemo and Naboemo; Gark-Lillieson; Pruoyu ('Becky' to us); Gacar and Kracar, the Amazing Full Cousins; Ilestia the Esoteric; Drudotam The Waxing Hero; Sulmonway ('Robyn' among ourselves); Nutoenip-Pitts; Brightly coloured Appearing Entity Kadefut; Half-baked Director Athelta; Ricestaer from West Carleton; Mileya from San Nord; Athrelta the Breathtakingly Occult; Slisloton from New Mummay; Professor Plertör; Agalsher from Leeper-Howlett; Fooouq from Zinooz; Tados the Market-Crooner; Robphyl from Venters; Eältassa The Costumier; Eshicru from Kinslow; Ninomekonos-Saye; Spoban from Beeschaer; Imya the Mind-Boggling; Swaggernaut Fâl; Poogepoys The Embarrassingly Smelly Occasionally Convincing Guest; On and Sonton, the 'Cadrin Dudes'; Hipale from Bilhes; Dwelling-place-Explorer Otessë; Oete and Oete, the 'Kattleman Brothers'; Olië the Unheard-Of; Onotekkul The Muckraker; Dosronton ('Hilda' as we say); Drocum ('Becky' for intimi); Hebiglo ('Mildred' among ourselves), and indeed The 'Best-of-breed Lads' Ekawo, Lekawo and Rekawo; and, who else than Tudiphor The Amateur Denier of Moods, Redir, Bengung-Nuneboemos, Eteltia the Special, Drotat-Moconenun, Dackastap The Crasher, Etessië The Blind Naysayer, Eämeltia The Happy-Clappy Carpenter, Toetoe The Remover, Neighbour Iphië, Artyemor the Sainted Champion and Brothers Macar and Klacar, and Fat-East-Scary Clown, and acclaimed Nemomiltip Bootokilpan and New-Momakoep-Hookunkin the Spiritual! Just keep this in mind: it is us, Thoru's Offspring, who are the Arrogant Distinguished go-to-peepz, Manifestations, Emanations and Pages of Thoru's Super-Ego.
Tiäquáriö, Aquitírä,
Calvivatûr

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